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Shirts · Hats · Mugs · Window & Vehicle Vinyl

We only half‑ass it. The good half.

Custom printing and vinyl for people who want it done right, not done yesterday. Full-quality work, honest turnaround, and a mascot who says what everyone's thinking.

Get a Half Fast Quote See What We Print

Twice the quality. Half the fast.

Proudly Canadian · Operating in Ontario

What We Slap Your Brand On

If it sits still long enough, we can put your logo on it.

T‑Shirts

Custom tees for crews, events, teams, and family reunions you'd rather forget.

Singles to full runs

Hats

Ball caps, toques, and trucker hats. Just like the one our donkey refuses to take off.

Printed & pressed

Mugs

Because nothing says "professional" like sipping coffee from your own face.

Dishwasher-brave

Window Vinyl

Storefront lettering, hours, and decals that make your shop look open even when you're fishing.

Cut & printed vinyl

Vehicle Vinyl

Turn your truck into a billboard that also hauls stuff. Lettering, decals, and graphics.

Trucks, trailers & more

The Half Fast Guarantee

An honest speed policy, in writing, with a gauge to prove it.

SLOW FAST
Needle's pinned at half. It's a feature.

  • ½ Full quality, honest speed

    We don't rush your order out the door with crooked prints and peeling vinyl. It's done when it's done right, and we tell you exactly when that is up front.

  • ½ Side-hustle prices

    No storefront rent, no sales team, no fancy espresso machine in the lobby. That overhead we don't have? You don't pay for it.

  • ½ You deal with the owner

    Every quote, proof, and print goes through the same person. If something's wrong, you know exactly which donkey to talk to.

How It Works

Three steps. We do the middle one at a leisurely trot.

STEP 1

Send us your idea

A logo, a sketch, a napkin drawing, or just "something with a moose on it." We'll send back a real quote and a proof.

STEP 2

We get to work

Printing, pressing, cutting, weeding, and muttering at the vinyl plotter until everything's perfect.

STEP 3

You look great

Pick it up or we'll arrange delivery. Then you get to say "yeah, we had those made" like it was no big deal.

Ready to Get Half Fast?

Tell us what you're after and how many you need. We'll get back to you with a quote quicker than the name suggests.

Email Us a Quote Request

hello@halffastbranding.com  ·  halffastbranding.co  ·  Ontario, Canada